Cricks and Critters

it's a lightning storm outside and i think my rabbits are quivering in their fur now.

i can't believe how badly i screwed my english composition up! i wrote too much - practically exceeding two and a half times the word limit, i made a burglar kill my friend who really does exist in india and she's really sweet but she dies because she was protecting her little sister who really does exist as well and was a little mentally off in my story due to a blow in her head and the burglar killed asha but kidnapped zoe and then i said i hated india which is absolutely not true and then i had to do a functional writing - a speech - on starting a green club - i mean, who actually starts a green club?!!?!? - and i remember ending it with:

And don't dilly dally, grin because going green is in!

oh, i despise, despise, despise, despise ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... tomorrow.

much less an exam day. oh yay, yay, yay.

:(

oh well, at least the plus side of not having school today meant that i could sleep in till 11:30. that was probably the only nice part about today, other than me and my mom cracking up over how my english teacher pronounced "ken done". it's d-oh-n, not "dun". i'm looking at what i just typed, and it isn't even that funny. i guess it was one of those one-off mother-daughter bonding things, hey?

hmmm. i'm hungry now.

no school for me tomorrow!!! hyuk hyuk hyuk!!!

50% less fat = tasteless
100% more fat = heart attack

- Cleverly open a pack of microwavable 50% less fat butter popcorn and let it explode in the oven.
- Eat mentioned popcorn alone.
- Not drink anything before eating popcorn.
- Turn computer on to get carried away instead of "studying" for exams.
- Put hot and oily-ish popcorn bag on computer table.
- Especially when computer is a good and nifty Mac.
- Connect to the internet.
- Scream at bugs attacking you.

These are valuable lessons, persons/people/things.


^the exact same packet of popcorn lying on the table now, one-sixth eaten

ok, nearly hairless. why does everyone (ok, except you, meg) say i have so little hair and i keep cutting it off? hmmm.. it gets really heavy and wavy and it curls out at weird places, that's why! i like my hair even though it looks exactly the same as before i cut it. that's what haircuts do to me, i suppose. and the hairdresser lady didn't poof it up with the hairdryer! i love her for that. i'm hungry now.

uhhh huh.

:) I AM FIT!!!! FIT ME!!!!! only because i survived my horrendous physical fitness test just now. but then again, i don't think i'm that fit anymore because once i get off this chair, i will collapse on the floor.

i can barely walk.

i'm having fun with all these picture thingies :)

such a big picture :|

there's this baby moth fluffing around the computer screen now. i think it's spastic.

How insane are you? Not One Screw Fully Tightened You are a very worrying individual indeed. It is my suggestion that you phone the police immedietly and tell them to take you away. Seriously, you need a lot of help. Well, either that or you just lied on the test.

if you feel moronic and dull, take this stupid quiz. This site wasted my time when i was supposed to be doing my english essay: behboohbababa i hate english argumentative essays quizzes and personality tests. (its so fun to alter stuff they give you to copy and paste!!)

iiiii liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   ai'm going to borders tomorrow or thursday to get a new one too!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   hahahahhhha

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   and my stpid king henry book

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   hahahaha

a song for roxanne says:
   hahahahahha

a song for roxanne says:
   king henry

a song for roxanne says:
   HAHA

a song for roxanne says:
   KING

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   hahahaha

a song for roxanne says:
   HEN

a song for roxanne says:
   REEE!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   aaaaaaaaaaiyha

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   shur up

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   ahhahah

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   i hate him

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   hahahahahhahahaha

a song for roxanne says:
   hahahahah

a song for roxanne says:
   me too

a song for roxanne says:
   even though i don;t know much

a song for roxanne says:
   and im happy with that

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   hahahhhaha

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
    yesmeg

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   well he was awfup

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   awful

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   he assassinated king richard just so he could claim the thrown and overthrow mortimer and the rebels

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   haaahhhahh

a song for roxanne says:
   ARE YOU LIKE SOO SERIOUS?

a song for roxanne says:
   what a JERK!!!!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   yeah. like TOtalle.

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   omg, i know!!!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   it was like, wha-at?

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   cuz like, it's so inhumane!! not, like, as bad as putting puppies to sleep - that is just SO sad - but like, so cruel!!

a song for roxanne says:
   or like BLUNT EYELINERS

a song for roxanne says:
   UGH!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   OMG

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   YES!!!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   and

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   it's also completely like when you chip a nail and it breaks off, and it hurts real bad and i totally can't touch anything after that cuz i superglue it back? and it just totally blows

a song for roxanne says:
   OMG

a song for roxanne says:
   AND LIKE YOU TOTALY SMUDGE YOUR..

a song for roxanne says:
   YOUR

a song for roxanne says:
   CUTICLE

a song for roxanne says:
   WHEN YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS

a song for roxanne says:
   OMG

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   AHHHH!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   THAT IS LIKE, THE TOTAL

a song for roxanne says:
   NOW THAT TOTALLY BLOWS

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   WORST

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   THING

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   EVER!!!

mickey mouse cereal goes a long way! says:
   OMG!!!!

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
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You must be so proud


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mmmmm... i need suuuuuuugar....

well, to rev me up, of course. of courser. of coursered.

today was a nightmare! okay, a funny one at least. vunderful, we had clb oral today, which meant we could get off class early to go to barker early, but we didn't really need to, so we did anyway. i mean, pick between lit/geog and free time.

it's a given.

when me and jo (hi carol if you're reading this! i know it's "jo and i" but i couldn't care less to change it or hit backspace so well yes) got there it was so so so so so so hot and we sat there and... stewed. the passage was hard!!! everyone was telling us to do out best before we left but i said i didn't need it but i think i do. did. my grammar is stuffed up today, like e-ver-y-da-y.

i'm bored

no studying

bwahahfjashhahaaiilrahdhhahahahh

actually i'm just really worn out from all these relationships around me falling apart and uuurrrrghhh. i feel like i've aged 65 years! i've just learnt what friendships really are, as in really REALLY. it's just really frustrating that how i view friendships and how other people view friendships are worlds apart. i think it's awful, how i know for sure that majority of people in my class won't be keeping in touch after we leave school this year. and on top of that my dad's been reminding me that some people we consider friends aren't really friends at all - friends build each other up, and grow together, and catch up and relate to each other whenever they can. i can't count many people to be my genuine friends if "i guess we get along" is the only reason why we hang out with each other.

bet some of you never thought you'd get that out of me, huh?

i'm so tired. trying to read literature notes online is quite possibly the most constipating thing to do in relation with school, besides school itself.

and, it doesn't really help that these literature notes are on fictitious characters written by a dead bald man, who reminds me of a turnip on occassion.

sorry, shakespeare lovers.

anyway, dance night is on tomorrow (ewww, it isn't a banquet like thing!!!!! hahahahhah) and i think we're having a track meet on saturday. yay-oh-yay-oh-yay!

i'm still trying to work out how on earth i'm going to skip it.

mommy dearest is currently trying to boot me off the computer. thank God she doesn't mean it literally. goodnight chickeners (wherever, whoever you are)!

christine dropped her phone into the toilet bowl.

another obligatory post, from ruth! yaa-aay.

see, meg, BRB could tentatively stand for Backright Boys. because i say so.

will anyone get my sn? here it is:

onomatopeia of the day: "like, ew, she totally needs a dye job So Badly!"

oh well.

odd, just came across that on the newly updated blogs bit of the site.

we didn't get to watch the silly prince and me. we... what did we do, anyway?

hmmm.

oh. i remember now. anna (not baker, it's faaaarlow) had some sort of strange inclination to the underwear sections of any place we stepped into, so somehow we ended up ogling at granny panties and other various garments that were made to make certain body parts look bigger (and supposedly better, but that is too controversial).

ok, ok. push-up bras.

we walked All The Way to tanglin mall to eat teppanyaki (anna's brilliant suggestion), but ended up trying to figure out what this fattish guy was signalling to us (we took it he meant that it was closed), and then eating... $3 chicken rice.

nothing much happened yesterday, me and meg meg and i went to parkway to window shop. window shopping is a very weird term because it technically means that we only see the shops through the window. but figuratively it really means looking at stuff they put out in shops but not buying it.

well, i'll say!

still haven't bought my king henry iv book (it was stolen. i mean, come on, who in their right mind would want a KING HENRY IV book??? well, other than my literature teacher, but that's besides the point).

Happy Good Friday! i don't suppose people usually say that, but then again why be so sad about it and why do people in some places crucify themselves when it is totally unnecessary for them to do that?



double entendred (however you spell that stupid word... checking it up in the dictionary wouldn't help.. all those small words are a bit overwhelming): happy, good

anyway, i'm off to watch the nauseatingly cheesy and predictable The Prince & Me. yay!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   halloo!

Reuben says:
   rootie

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   yesh?

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   :D

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   o

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   oops

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   no o

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   sup sup sup pus

Reuben says:
   i'm busy

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   aiyah

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   you busy boy

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   as usual

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   too busy to talk to your sister

Reuben says:
   yesh

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   the various stages of shock, and then sadness:
:O
:|
:(
:'(

Reuben says:
   ok, go eat a banana

Reuben says:
   you'll feel better

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   nah, no thanks

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   i'm going out soon

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   going to watch the prince and me

Reuben says:
   cool

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   hahahahahhhhahahhaha

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   mushy movie that is so predictable but i wanna watch it anyway

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   chick flick time!!!!!! *squeal*

Reuben says:
   ok bye bye

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   :(

Reuben says:
   oh come on, you're going out!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   not NOW

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   you're so mean

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   want to get rid of me

Reuben says:
   ok i'm trying to do something on the comp lah

Reuben says:
   yah

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   hahahaha

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   yes

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   and i'm disturbing you, i know

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   :D

Reuben says:
   :)

Reuben says:
   ok i'm gonna do my stuff now ok?

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   fine!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   FINE!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   just kidding.

Reuben says:
   shoo

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   okie dokie

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   have fun

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   EXCUSE ME?

Reuben says:
   shoooooooo

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   shoooooooooes are really nice to buy

Reuben says:
   bye

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   didn't you mean that?

Reuben says:
   byeeeeeeeeeeee

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   good buys!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   shoes are good buys!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   !

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   !!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   !!!

Pee Wee's Fluffy Pick-up Lines: Free Disservice! says:
   ok. i leave now. gootbuy


i miss rhoobarb :( (my brother's new name)

lyrics! Yes, that's right, LYRICS! Not only are they singalongable, they are so in style, and a complete waste of space on the internet!

stuff that, i love this song.

Have It All - Ace Troubleshooter
Counting down, expecting latest, greatest
Newest model maybe, hope
Wishing, hoping, praying
To outdo the Joneses

Squalor, impulse, crowding, tis the season
Do the days turn just for these?
Savior born in manger
Please forgive us born in the Inn

Heaven tomorrow
Heaven, my chance to have it all

See all my glimmering weakness
Here's my world, come on will You come in?
Brought to my knees
Child I'll play for You

Child enters in this world, it's broken
Angels sing and men sleep the night
Though it's brazen and defiant
Please be born in my heart

Heaven tomorrow
Heaven, skies open, pour out hope

See all my glimmering weakness
Here's my world, come on will You come in?
Brought to my knees
Child I'll play for You

well, had nothing to poast oh no i meant post about, anyway. bye bye!

i'm tired of blogging inane rubbish day in, day out.

not like any rubbish is worth blogging about, but it isn't as if i'd treat this as a proper diary, right?

recap of today - school (pretty much did nothing), then the ever-uneventful clb. except today's was funny, but other than that...

how do i explain witnessing this big old guy stuck in secondary school (and probably belonging to the local mob) crush a pill and keep the powder to sell it to people?

to the police, i suppose. hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaa.

i'm bored.

here's a post, your Highnessnessness (hahahahaha. haah. haa..):

i took a nap and woke up two hours later. i think the last time i did that i was four.

my highlight of the day:

Lit class, ms ng droning on and on and on and on about... i don't know what she was talking about. I'm talking to ade, and she blinks down at me.

"Ruth, stop talking."
"Why not?"
"Don't give me your innocent eyes!"
"They're not my innocent eyes! I'm just looking at you!"
"Mmm-mhahh."