Monday, August 04, 2003
Dear Worried:Â
Indeed, I have been counseling since that era. Anyhow, in reply to your taxing question, I will now issue out free advice.
It has been a long-known fact that 'dreams' (dare i say nightmares) of Teletubbies chasing you with mops is a sign of a lack of interaction with your condusive environment, in another sense you do need to get in touch with your inner-housewife. Perhaps your family members have been pressuring you to get started on the neglected laundry, or sweep the floor? If so, get cracking on that wood! (Even though it's so hard!) However, the contradiction of your Barney delusions are very unexplainable. It is a possibility though, that you were perhaps brainwashed with subliminal messages of loving Barney whilst listening to Michelle Branch's new album, Hotel Paper. No, there is nothing wrong with you honey! It's just a phase you're going through. We like to call them hormones. It is true though, that if this persists, you might be suffering from a sub-conscious concussion. Please do contact your family physicist if this persists.
Aunt Ruth
written by Ruth Leanne the Great at 8/04/2003 05:00:00 PM
It has been a long-known fact that 'dreams' (dare i say nightmares) of Teletubbies chasing you with mops is a sign of a lack of interaction with your condusive environment, in another sense you do need to get in touch with your inner-housewife. Perhaps your family members have been pressuring you to get started on the neglected laundry, or sweep the floor? If so, get cracking on that wood! (Even though it's so hard!) However, the contradiction of your Barney delusions are very unexplainable. It is a possibility though, that you were perhaps brainwashed with subliminal messages of loving Barney whilst listening to Michelle Branch's new album, Hotel Paper. No, there is nothing wrong with you honey! It's just a phase you're going through. We like to call them hormones. It is true though, that if this persists, you might be suffering from a sub-conscious concussion. Please do contact your family physicist if this persists.
Aunt Ruth
written by Ruth Leanne the Great at 8/04/2003 05:00:00 PM
