Cricks and Critters

HELP! help. HELP ME!!! ANYONE!!! thanks to my severe lack of creativity (in more ways than one at the moment), i have absolutely no clue how to 'interpret' that stupid theme without sounding so annoyingly cliched. help? help? HELP????? mail me! put a comment! sign the guestbook! my paper's due next wednesday.
HELP!!!
ok, so i'm getting desperate... my mom had such a brilliant suggestion. something to do with the chocolate tin (ha, aptly named 'celebration'). no, i refuse to paint a chocolate tin. besides, my bimboistic art teacher wouldn't understand it, anyway. :-(

-redundantly uncreative ruth