Cricks and Critters

ok, nearly hairless. why does everyone (ok, except you, meg) say i have so little hair and i keep cutting it off? hmmm.. it gets really heavy and wavy and it curls out at weird places, that's why! i like my hair even though it looks exactly the same as before i cut it. that's what haircuts do to me, i suppose. and the hairdresser lady didn't poof it up with the hairdryer! i love her for that. i'm hungry now.