Monday, April 26, 2004
Things You Should Never Do When You Are Home Alone:Â
- Cleverly open a pack of microwavable 50% less fat butter popcorn and let it explode in the oven.
- Eat mentioned popcorn alone.
- Not drink anything before eating popcorn.
- Turn computer on to get carried away instead of "studying" for exams.
- Put hot and oily-ish popcorn bag on computer table.
- Especially when computer is a good and nifty Mac.
- Connect to the internet.
- Scream at bugs attacking you.
These are valuable lessons, persons/people/things.
^the exact same packet of popcorn lying on the table now, one-sixth eaten
written by Ruth Leanne the Great at 4/26/2004 05:44:00 PM
- Eat mentioned popcorn alone.
- Not drink anything before eating popcorn.
- Turn computer on to get carried away instead of "studying" for exams.
- Put hot and oily-ish popcorn bag on computer table.
- Especially when computer is a good and nifty Mac.
- Connect to the internet.
- Scream at bugs attacking you.
These are valuable lessons, persons/people/things.
^the exact same packet of popcorn lying on the table now, one-sixth eaten
written by Ruth Leanne the Great at 4/26/2004 05:44:00 PM
