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Sunday, June 27, 2004

i will never understand the lure of fax machines 

my nails are grey now. cheapo black nail polish is a bad idea. hey, that reminds me of something:

"you're going for the punk look now?"
"well, of course, did you know i took out all my angst on my poor nails?"
"or did your bunnies drive you to the edge?"
"how did you know? actually, they bit my fingers off, and my fingers are fake now. ha! ha!"

ok, that wasn't funny. and i don't think that was the exact conversation i had with tim, but it was something like that. anyway, i have grey nails now.

sooo... there was church today, worship went well, dad spoke well, lunch was crazy because i had it in chinatown (where all the old fogeys hang out).

I CAN'T BELIEVE KIM JUST DREW SUCH A HORRIFIC AND GRAPHIC PICTURE OF MY BUNNIES MAULING THE CROAKING PIGEON!!! *wheeze*



anyway, new song is up now. or at least i'm just typing that now to anticipate me being bothered to put a new song up, because i am getting sick of that supertones (superponies!) song, even though i looooove ska. well.. yes. i think i'm going to go to sleep just for the sake of it. bye!

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Saturday, June 26, 2004

pastaroni 

my days have become longer, my vampirism has dimished because i did not disintegrate when the sun shone on me.

ok, maybe not. me and meg (she is sitting next to me now) have had a

looong
Loooooooooooong
loooooooonG
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

day.

we woke up at 6:30 am, if that says anything. oh, and if it helps, we slept at 2 last night! :) ok, i must stop paragraphing my sentences/words because it is kind of annoying. anyway, (meg has just gone to the shower in case anyone was wondering although i don't really think so but well yes) we got to the airport at 8:15 and had hot chocolate (nat paid) and then said our sniffy byes.

went home for half an hour, left home after that half an hour, got to cineleisure at 11 something, went to paragon for a cookie but discovered cookie was out of stock so went back to cineleisure where sanna was waiting at booger king and then we ate soggy unsalted fries which were sooooooo nasty and then we waited for pat and then we criticized weird guys on mtv with self-esteem issues and wiggly girls wiggling around them and then we waited for tim to come and then i stood up and said lets go. and so we goed.

we bowled! i bowled for fun! how cool is that? i know, i must get over it. anyway, the whole afternoon was spent boogieing, wondering why skinny girls were so skinny, singing songs from musicals with a lot of actions, watching pat do her aaron carter dance, watching sanna do the moonwalk, watching tim do his own whatever boogieing things he could do (which was actually a lot) and then i was actually winning the game at first but then i lost my magic touch (and it WASN'T THE BRACELET) and, uh, lost in the end. we also took a lot of pictures, because it seemed that tim has this weird attachment to his camera(s) and had the decency to whip it out to... finish a roll of film.



bus ride to worship practice: i don't know if it's the farting noises we were making at the back of the bus, but somehow people just began to slither off get off the bus at one certain stop but not before turning around to give us weird looks. HEY, WE WERE JUST ENTERTAINING YOU GUYS FOR FREE, OK???

had worship practice, stood around for two hours straight singing or trying to, while we were COLD, HUNGRY, ACHING, SLEEPY, and SORE. we also had fun.

i am such a procrastinator... i'm supposed to let meg get on but i'm taking my own sweet time typing my longwindedness in this box... lovely. :) anyway, off to the shower i troop and trot along to. goodnight!

you know, that was a long post. please appreciate it.

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Thursday, June 24, 2004

milk 

and it's "evils". timothy should write a book, because he is able to sustain an argument thousands of miles away with me (from georgia, actually) about milk and how it is bad for me and i might never live to see him again.

the perks of having a tagboard and picture of yourself on your site: not many, if a random girl thinks you're a hottie and there's no escaping her haunting and daunting words. (we all know who you are, we just don't know who the girl is... but wouldn't you like to know!)

lessons learnt from today: never eat 14 mussels at one go.

things i should have done today: terrorize my bunnies more, clean my room, imagine my life if i had bought that rubber duckie with the polka dots.

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mussels 

i had FOURTEEN for dinner. beat that, baby.
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"...slap you on the face and enjoy the show" 

dope nose by weezer isn't such a good song after all. (well, of course the name says everything, but still. have to give weezer some credit.)

my week's been mundane. all i've done is stay at home. i got lucky last night (in a clean way, mind you) and got out of the house for dinner and also to go to the prayer meeting. nice nice. other than that, it's been staying at home and watching rented movies and eating ben and jerry's (one sweet whirled is sooo good). last night's movie was bend it like beckham. - "turn your mosquito bites into juicy juicy mangoes!" ahh, we all love that line.

we're going out for italian tonight, don the kind afrikaan has decided to buy us dinner. very generous of him.

YAY!!!!!!!! ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



anyway, homestar runner it is for now. ta!

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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

joos 

apple joos, to be more exact.

my mom bought this snazzy apple juice when we were in kl and i just drank some and it is giving me a whole lot of a stomach ache. stomache. let's see the label... (excuse the grammar, i'm typing out the EXACT thing it says.)

"Dietary fibre is the edible parts of plants or their extracts, or analogous carbohydrates that is resistant to digestion and absorption in the human small intestine, with complete or partial fementation in the large intestine. The fibre content in every bottle is equivalent to 1 kilogram of tomatoes."

i take it that tomatoes don't really have that much fibre, or "fementation" is necessary in our intestines.

i feel sick now.

this is yummy stuff:



- can't-come-up-with-anything-snazzier-to-write-about-ruth

ps: oh blimey, i think meg's dead.

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Monday, June 21, 2004

going the way of the tomatoes in the paper shredder 

i'm back! (the previous post was a guest one made out of boredom before dinner - the afrikaans was contributed by my brother's china don)

did anyone miss these awful longwinded posts?

i hope so.

i was supposed to be NOT at home today, but since my dad's handy idea of me staying home to study was so overpowering in comparison to going shopping with don or going out with my mom to wherever she is, i'm sitting here trying to figure out what exactly it is i'm supposed to be studying.

isaku is trying to impress me with his new ipod, but i will resist. I WILL OVERCOME!!!!!!!!!!!

i can play pool now! that's what happens when there isn't much to do during the breaks in between meetings in genting. it just happens, you pick up a stick and learn how to push balls into holes.

last week was soooooooooooooooo good, but i'm too lazy to type everything that happened out. i also, unlike the same fashion as tim, am unable to give you some snazzy quotes from the week.

i went to two theme parks, sat on three rollercoasters and an unidentifiable number of other gaggly rides in total, and nearly threw up on friday night.

i also bought a lot of nice things. :)

it's late! i haven't had my lunch! i'm hungry! so bye bye.

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Sunday, June 20, 2004

boo! 

INSANITY OF REALITY TO THE POINT OF CREATIVITY BY THE CROSSBOW SURFERS

Dit is soo lekker by die see. Ek hou van die see omdat die see het sout. En sout is salty.
Wanner ek dink my kop word seer....sooo seer! Nou dink ek nie meer nie.
Dit plaash ish soo kiff. I can for like to speak Afrikaans. Can I were my jean pant and use your scissor.


i'm back from malaysia and the don (because don is good) is sitting next to me and we're waiting for dinner to be ready and it isn't so that's why we're sitting here.

waiting is very hard, especially when you're getting hungry and you're starting to wonder if humans taste like chicken meat. or frog.

because frog tastes like chicken.

therefore in conclusion of my precise scientific calculations, humans are frogs.

which brings us back to the beginning, where it all began, where it started, and wasn't the end.

INSANITY OF REALITY TO THE POINT OF CREATIVITY BY THE CROSSBOW SURFERS

goodbye for now!

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Saturday, June 12, 2004

the demise 

well crittererers, here it is. the week-long demise of cootiedom will commence from monday morning onwards.

but until then, i still have enough mambo jambo (oh i hate that phrase but it seems so appropriate at this point of time) left in me to sustain this site for one more day. ONE MORE DAY, BABY! ONE MORE DAY!

wait a second. isn't it two?

sorry about that. let's see... i haven't actually done anything worth talking about since my last post, but none of my post are really worth talking about, anyway.

i plan to meet meg after church tomorrow to buy snacks for our "omigosh, like, ROAD TRIP!" just kidding. i mean, isn't any trip on the road technically a road trip? so, yes. for our... road trip.



i spent my entire evening with my mom and dad (the perks of family bonding over a dvd is limitless when it's a movie with jack black in it and your dad is a pastor) watching school of rock. again. and then since dvds are so nifty, they have extra special 90-minute long specials, so the point of this paragraph is that i'm sick of seeing jack black's face.

attempting to clear my email account is very very very hard, especially since i still have emails lying around from exactly a year ago; i.e. last summer. ploughing through them is so tedious.

me and meg slept at two last night. HA! WE BEAT YOU, THE TWO TIMS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! oh! at one-something am we heard all this barking downstairs and we opened my windows (i'm on the second level so it's quite easy to see what's downstairs in great detail.) there was a golden retriever and a husky. a HUSKY. this is like a constant hell for it, poor thing, since it's perpetually hot here and it will never be cold... anyway, a few people were with the dogs and they spotted me and meg and shouted up to us to ask if we wanted the dogs because they were strays.

HOW INSANE IS THAT?!?!?!

i wish i could brag and say the darlings (i mean the dogs) are in my room and are all mine now, but of course, they aren't. i don't know what happened to them, but poor things they were soooooooo cute and alfjksdfndsnf,n,mfan

right, time's up... since i slept at 2 last night my penalty is to get to bed by 12 tonight. (haw haw haw, as if that makes much difference.) anyway, goodbye for a week, darlings. ciao!

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Thursday, June 10, 2004

filled with penguin boys and penguin girls 

that song never fails to make me feel loved, even though it's a guy singing about an electronic penguin named rudy, whose batteries died.

anyway, i haven't been up to anything today, although you'd be shocked to learn that I CAN WRITE CHEMICAL EQUATIONS NOW!!!!! pop the cork, spray the champagne fizzy grape juice (it's always best to be non-alcoholic, you know), throw the confetti... IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

i feel like people are going to start sending me greeting cards.

well.. maybe not, since i don't get any post. why don't i get any post? it's quite tragic, really. i think i blame the computer on it. my friend kayla from south africa owes me a letter or something random in the post. (by the way, hi kayla! if somehow you're reading this. IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THIS SITE. tsk.) i remember she sent me balloons, a toothpick, some napkins and a sweet wrapper all the way from caaaape town. so sweet of her.

you know, i've been meaning to post this, but i think it's futile by now. i wanted to announce to the world (well, whoever reads this, i mean) that i've graduated from bimbo chick lit books!!!

to john grisham.

ha! bet you'd never have thought i'm capable of that!! hyuk hyuk hyuk!! ok. i'm thinking too highly of myself now, considering you i've dumped the hardcover The Testament (come on, believe me, i really did start reading it... i just never finished) somewhere in favour of 4 bimbo chick lit books i supposedly graduated from. in which i've managed to finish within exactly a week. pffft.



is it just me, or is everyone having a smashing good summer/holiday while i'm being forced to mooch around the house by partly obligation and ummm... mostly force? there are only TWO people on msn. meg is out. goodness knows where the rest of them are. *wail*

i have no life, like, I HAVE NO LIFE. omg, i never though it would, like, get this bad, omg, omg!!! OMG!!!*

* omg/OMG = oh, my gosh - in case anyone thinks i meant something else. just in case. such as giraffe, or something. it's possible, isn't it?

well. i'm home alone. and waiting for my dinner. (ah, if only my caveman brother was here to whip up something snazzy for his severely starved barbaric sister.) and i've run out of things to say, as usual. malaysia next week... (...whoopee...) i'm anticipating the best bit will be the shopping.

mmmmm... shopping.

WHY AM I LISTENING TO DROPKICK MURPHYS? i don't even like them that much... *twitter twitter mumble mumble*

<--- click if you want to hear bagpiped punk. if you dare.

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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

speaking of mold 

you're right, meg.

anyway, yesterday was a decent day, considering i didn't really have anything planned. meg's already covered the baptism... let's see.

i had a scoop of cappucino ice cream on this nice fluffy waffle for dinner. with my mom and dad. ah, the merits of a "nice ice cream family" as some people a person likes to say. and then my mom remembered she owed me a tub of ben and jerry's, so we made a detour to some other petrol station the opposite direction we were going in just to buy me a wondrous tub of One Sweet Whirled. i love my mom and dad!



yum yum.

and then... we rented videos, and watched secondhand lions only after hitting the telly really hard because the stupid thing refused to cooperate with me and instead make funny buzzing and humming noises. like i said, stupid thing.

now... i'm sitting here and rotting, as usual. i think i'm going to retreat into my room and hibernate with my books open and my eyes closed. bye bye! :)

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Monday, June 07, 2004

yanni is revolting 

i think i'm getting sick of the ska... well, this song in particular even though it is soooo nice.

what i've done today:

wake up at the unearthly hour of 9 am
let don in the house
sit around
have chemistry tuition (yippee)
sit around some more
wait for don and debs to get back from wherever they were
watch don talk to his china, rhoobarb
send rhoobarb a LOT of yanni
send rhoobarb more yanni (i hate yanni)
watch don talk to my friend rachel and tell her he was a black african tribal prince when he is white and owns a company
wait with dad and mom and don and debs for julian to get here from wherever he was
go for dinner
eat a lot
discover debs is going back to south africa in july *sob*
listen to don scream "sars!!!!!!!!!!!" every five minutes
eat some more
watch, with everyone, don flinging beansprouts in between me and debs and shouting "LOOK! WORM!!!"
go to the airport to see don off, and realise we're going to see him next week
go home
sit around
send tons more of yanni to rhoobarb
see a much much much better picture i took with tim
send the whole lot of yanni to barb

and i am currently:
waiting for the rest of yanni to be sent so i can get off the computer and sleep
moaning about how i have absolutely nothing on during the holidays and how it shouldn't even be called the holidays in the first place because i'm actually supposed to be studying

i think i'm feeling quite accomplished now.

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oh, yes. before i go off: 

by special request and since timothy isn't moving away and i'll still see him in august and since tim, uh, faithfully reads this stuff me and meg call a blog, here are your names mentioned: (look, i even made them scroll!)

tim the mandarin star! timothy the intuitioner who's not moving away!

oh man meg! you beat me to it! oh well.
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meg is 

currently trying to make a post while i speedily type one now, hyuk hyuk!

yes, competition.

anyway, don is in town! no one except meg knows who don is, but oh well. he's from south africa and he was here last year which was a really long time ago so it's nice to have him here again. (he's my substitute brother for the whole time he's here, even though he is older than my brother and owns his own business and knows all these hotshots in south africa. come to think of it, that's really impressive.)

i waste smses but it's really fun :)

and since my mom dragged me out of bed at NINE and that is so so cruel, i have been awake for two and a half hours as of now.

which means that i have nothing else to say, because i have only been awake for two and a half hours.

aslfhjaskdfm ok, getting off now. bye bye!

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Sunday, June 06, 2004

hmmm... 

i think there is something wrong with me.

i'm currently trying to convince my mom to teach me how to saute mushrooms with butter now, because i want that for dinner.

since when have i become a mushroomian?
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updating, updating... 

what i did this weekend:

crashed aaron's goodbye party with meg, and stood around for forty five minutes or so. here is a really bad picture: (i mean, tim, you look ok but i look... like myself, but very shocked. i think i was saying something halfway.)



and then me and meg went to the library and borrowed eight chick lit books! yayyy!!!

and then ... and then ... we had hot chocolate at starbucks. that was nice, even though we were being anti-social with each other because we were busy reading our bimbo books. that was fun.

and then we came home, hit the telly because it wouldn't play parent trap (it's so nice to watch again and again and again), and discovered The Witches (based on the roald dahl book) was on channel 5 and then i got frustrated because it was really stuffy behind the tv where i was trying to plug and unplug all these silly wires that weren't cooperating with me and then...

ok, anyway. so we ended up watching that and some celebrity boot camp which was absolutely hilarious in it's weird way. i mean, the lady commander thingie had these HUGE eyeballs that goggled out and the guys had these HUGE veins that popped out of their foreheads and necks when they spat and yelled at the celebrities and... oh, it was funny.

then i had church today, which was interesting especially during worship, when the sound went off a couple of times and i think we went out of tune. oh well! :D

aaannnnnnndddddd i've run out of things to say. boring boring boring, my dad wants me to study now. i mean, holidays, study, holidays, study... it just doesn't go together very well. anyway. i think that's enough of an update (hinthint) so bye bye!

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Thursday, June 03, 2004

SKA, BABY! 

mmm... ska's back...
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Wednesday, June 02, 2004

it's been a long day and i didn't actually do anything 

ok, since what i wanted to say has been typed into the heading, let me say it again.

it's been a long day and i didn't actually do anything.

well... ok, i did. let's see... i watched shrek yesterday!!! shrekkkk!!!!! right, about today.

louise organised this whole surprise bye bye party for abby AND nat (except nat thought it was just for abby but oh well) but you know, i don't really know what we were supposed to be doing.

this is what i did:

watch unending ego-boosting/blowing ping pong games between tim and tim
spend most of my lunch time eating this massive slice of watermelon (tim, you and your perfect slice)
decorating and camouflaging uneaten chicken wings with watermelon rinds and cupcake wrappers and used napkins
trail behind the tenth graders to the carpark to watch them risk their lives and butts on the poor skateboard
take pictures for people
have a lot of sprite
reminisce pick-up lines
hear the magic word study
attempt the boogie woogie on the spot
laugh a lot
drink more sprite
try and read a lot of chinese words with tim (it didn't work out in the end)
get my phone stolen by tim and tim (see, it's always them)
get duped into taking the same bus as timothy (except me and meg got home in the end, so it's all good)
wonder where meg and bj were (in the woods)


you know, i thought i did a lot more than that. oh well. interestingly, i didn't talk to meg when i was there. except... MEG DISAPPEARED WITH BJ! (haw haw haw) (brackets are fun) (sorry, i meant parentheses) (you know, just to be more precise)

isn't it ironic that the song playing now is by ace troubleshooter and the guy is singing "goodbyes are hard goodbyes are hard goodbyes are harrrrrd"? *sniff*

ohhh! timothy isn't leaving for good! yay!!!!!!

oh, and hello dahlings, you know the lovely Dumb Bunnies comic isn't supposed to make sense, it's just there for it's profoundness and illogicality. just to clear things up.

great, now i'm listening to this song by the SpacePimps (haaa! pimp! you are definitely in denial and you know who you are!!)

i am not grammar freak; neither am i woozy ruthie.

aaaaaaand here's part 2!





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